lesson in definition.

A young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for a moment then
answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for a
million quid, also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned.

So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with George
Clooney for a million quid?" The mother replied "Definitely, I wouldn't
pass an opportunity like that."

The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million quid?" The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to
do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.

His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but
realistically we're living with two slappers'.

The father replied "That's my boy."


hehehehehe.